Headphones, dog toys and kibble

Today I learned 3 things:

Headphones are for video games not chewing. Chewing them up causes Dad to drag out the noisy machine that sucks stuff up and cuss Hunter for not putting things away. And you have to spend 20 minutes in the kennel.

Dog toys are for chewing and not eating. If you eat your ball and leave pieces everywhere, Dad has to bring that machine back upstairs again and laughs at you. Then another 20 minutes in the kennel while he cleans up the mess.

Kibble is for eating slowly. If you eat to quick you throw up, which leads to Hunter having to clean up the laundry room and another trip back in the kennel.

So today I learned to slowly eat my kibble, before playing with my toys and watching Hunter play video games while wearing his headphones and I won't have to spend an hour in my kennel....